A good day starts in the morning.
Since many stories to tell, I thought I would start right after waking. The next morning, the world always reminds me that I do not live in cold Sweden, but in the beautiful city of the sun. So, why did the homes hot water supply? O of drinking water? Or just water? In fact, in the morning, water to my house you have never seen EVER!
short, as a hello, the ARIN always gives me moments of calm and relaxation, allowing you to relax in the kitchen while waiting for the water I kept the night before, like a good little ant, to reach a temperature that allows me to do the bidet without freezing your ass. One nice thing, really.
Imagine, for example, want to take a shower. Why would it just wake up, maybe with breakfast on the stomach, then you are blocking the digestion and ended up in hospital? Why the desire to try to brush your teeth if we're going to get a nice coffee bar with colleagues? Why think of the bidet, since your intimate areas will be closed under layers of pants and trousers? Mica'll want to have sex with his colleagues?
There, ARIN will help maintain the integrity the family, to tone the muscles of the seat, to control the waste (I swear to have been able to wash your hair with 1.5 liters of water. Try it you!).
not enough? But you're insatiable! All right, all these advantages add a pinch of color that this water leads to the miraculous lives of us all. What color? The brown color that never goes out of fashion, goes well with everything and gives your skin a shade of amber so perfect straight out of a beauty salon instead of a shower. This, of course, if the water arrives. And if it maintains a constant temperature of 10 ° C. And if you're lucky it leaves the water only brown instead of black.
Of course, there is some minor inconvenience. You try to go home at 6 o'clock in the afternoon (because, living in the suburbs, a couple of hours to get home from work it takes) and wash the dishes, doing laundry, trying to make a poor washed the floors, cook dinner and lunch the next day (and if you should wish to pasta, remember to conserve water to boil!), take a shower and, perhaps, leave to other family members. Then there are special cases. Type the children need to convince a baby to poop only make from 17 to 24, otherwise, or for hunting or water, the baby's bottom Brown's remains. Or the elderly 'sti old have a nasty habit of washing in the morning, and maybe, with the excuse of rheumatism, also claim the hot water! As lack of adaptation of spirit!
But to be fair, it must be said that from 17-18 in the afternoon until midnight, the water comes out and is not even brown. Just knowing how to arrange, no? We Neapolitans should be teachers in certain areas (and who knows why).
course, then it happens that somebody up there loves you so much that, in addition to the good morning, will also give you good night, it happens, as it happened to me tonight, that in the middle of a wash water becomes black evening teeth suddenly. And so on, I put a toothbrush, toothpaste and swallow understand why God made me an atheist.
did not want to bother him by cursing him.
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