Friday, November 19, 2010

Why Does My Throat Hurt At Night

2 Pros and Cons

Oo What do you think of Saviano've already said in previous post: he is a hero, no ifs, ands but (and without blemish and without fear, you name it). I admit to being terribly cowardly. I would not have a tenth of his strength and his courage and, if possible, with the proceeds of Gomorrah I would have made a cottage in Sweden and I changed my name to Erik, and they enjoy all of the mafia. But not for nothing that he's Saviano and I am a foo any. So I repeat and emphasize that I have a boundless admiration and deep respect for him.
It's not what I want to talk, but some things are always better to specify them pretty well, so as not to create misunderstanding.
The topic of today, however, relates only to Saviano: The newspaper collects signatures against him and the unit picks up in his favor.
Here spiegatemela.
What a collection point? Reaching 100 signatures against, they will be given by a member of the government in case (because it is right that ministers representing the will of the people, no?) A rotating football ; to 1000 signatures, a sound spanking, to 10,000 signatures to get the extraction of molars without anesthesia; 100,000 signatures to go with the amputation of hands and tongue so that it can not tarnish this beautiful country with its infamous accusations, reached the one million will run on the public square, Vespa will implement a plastic fork, an electric chair and a gun and viewers click through to the coupled televoting GF and Italy in the lottery the preferred method of execution, if you reach 10 million signatures against him, the body will be torn to pieces and sold in the Annex to the Journal only € 4.90 extra. If
, Instead, we consider the signatures for, here comes the unfortunate writer: 100 signatures for a good baba 100; to 1000 signatures, in addition to baba and also browse the pizzas, so as not to make him feel too the distance from home to 10,000 signatures, one of those mafia-hearted listen to the voice of the people and that of Benigni and switch his sentence of death by gunshot in a sentence of death by sexual exhaustion, and send the 10,000 17 year olds who consume literally kisses (important that they are all minors, so if you could survive for ever condemn pedophilia) to 100,000 signatures, could give him one afternoon as a boy "normal", without fear, without the mafia, without escort and without problems, one million signatures in favor of the A1 Milan-Naples will be renamed in his name, when arriving 10 million signatures, will start the process of canonization. Finally, note that the Italians are about 60 million, it is mathematically possible for both sides to reach the 10 million votes, so it suits them eat the pizzas before baba, because they can be eaten without teeth, A1 will be renamed in his memory and in the Annex to the Journal will sell relics of a saint.
I, meanwhile, expect that someone in this country regain the right. Meanwhile, I begin to collect signatures on my behalf. You never know ...

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